The Goblin Princess' birthday is this week so I bought all her favorite junk food and not-junk food in today's massive trek to H-E-B for the week: toaster strudels (ewww), Wild Cherry Pepsi, goat cheese in two varieties, organic potatoes, deviled eggs, strawberry cake mix and Ben and Jerry's. Not groceries I would normally buy together and I promise the toaster strudels and cake only happen on her birthday week.
She will turn 17 on Halloween.
She says "Can you believe that on Wednesday I will be an adult?"
I have explained over and over again that being seventeen is not being an adult - the Texas Legislature just had to put the age of majority low enough to include all of their girlfriends. I replied "That's not an adult!"