Thursday, March 05, 2009

A Note To The Mothers of Boys Everywhere

With the exception of illness or the occasional bratty spasm over a disliked food as a child, did you ever "have to spit" in your life? I thought not. Do you know any females who feel they have to spit as a necessary function of life? No, I thought not. So please disabuse the boys in your life of the idea that this is - as they truly believe it to be - necessary. It is not. It is disgusting.


Saints and Spinners said...

My daughter was just asking me this morning if I knew how to spit. I replied, "Yes, but not very well. It takes practice. DON'T PRACTICE IN THE CAR!"


gojirama said...

Someone tell my boys this!