It isn't that I don't love Lone Star Pa, or want him, because I do - I really do. I am a whole lot of woman, though, and it's hard for any one man to satisfy all my needs. Lone Star Pa is great for the whole father-of-my-children thing. He's even a great conversationalist sometimes. Sometimes, though, what I really need...what I lust for and cannot do without for another burning second...is what I can only get form my new love-machine: Mr. Coffee.
Yes, it's true. In an effort to kill my expensive habit of fancy drive-through coffees, I have now invested in Mr. Coffee, some filters, some gourmet, free-trade coffee and some fancy hazelnut creamer...and I just learned how to use it. This may be the start of a beautiful relationship. The Lone Star Girl is already calling my love-machine her new daddy. I think we're going to get along just fine...
4 comments:
I've been lovers with your lover's cousin for about 13 years now. His name is Krups.
BTW, my favorite is Equal Exchange French Roast.
Alas, my counter has no room for a lover!
Goji - Does your husband mind? Mine seems pretty okay with it so far. Maybe we'll evolve into a line marriage.
Alkelda- This lover of mine is pretty small - but still 4 cups of satisfaction! It's what inside that counts, you know.
veloute- we used to be a threesome, but last year he shunned our love nd he's now like a man who's found religion.
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